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Rose Honey

Ingredients

1 cup rosewater

1 cup raw honey

Mix the honey and rosewater together in a pan, then simmer over a low heat until the honey thickens, or the mixture reduced by half - whichever happens first. The honey can the be cooled and stored in the fridge for several weeks.

Rose honey is ideal for applying to the more exotic regions of your significant other during fits of unbridled passion - although as you don't actually have a significant other, you may want to try applying it to your own exotic regions instead. In which case be prepared to answer some intrusive questions from the EarthForce launrdy department.


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