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Greetings ye pilgrims, worthy travellers, ye seekers after enlightenment. Welcome to the High Church of Carrot, a site dedicated to the veneration and worship of the extraordinarily talented Mr. Chris Barrie. Within these humble pages, ye shall find the truth, unless ye be viewing this from a legal perspective, in which case ye shall find something created for the purposes of innocent amusement.
The High Church of Carrot, or the Carrot Cult began it's strange contorted life some years ago, as a joke on an internet message board. It's name is derived from Mr Barrie's guest appearance in the Blackadder series 3 episode "Nob and Nobility," in which he refers to himself as being "hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit pois." On this part of the site, you will find our creeds, customs, inspiration, wild ravings, and whatever else we could be bothered consigning to the electronic media.
We would like to remind all those who read this, that everything presented on this site is the product of two very disordered imaginations, and that all references to persons, Chris or otherwise, are entirely fictional. All facts are in fact untrue, and most other material has been fabricated. Badly
We would also like to apologise for any embarrassment this site might cause to Mr Chris Barrie - but we're not going to.
Carrot News!
United Carrotists Web-Ring Launched!
After months of idle discussion, proposals, and total inaction, the Carrotists have finally managed to get themselves organized. The United Carrotists Web-Ring, brianchild of Smegghead, The Grand Protector of the Pouch, and High Priestess of the Chapel of Curry, has just recently been unveiled and offers a wide range of Carroty logos and animated banners, so that you may declare your alleigance with pride!
Carrotisists of the world unite! You have nothing to loose but your dignity - and probably all of your friends.
The Carrot Experience | Introduction | The Genesis of Obsession | The Book of Carrot
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III